remember when i was at work one day? and there was a dead bird out front, and so me and my friend decided we should probably get rid of it so it wouldn't drive all the customers away. so i got a plastic bag and scooped the bird into it, and took it out to the dumpster, and set it on a pile of boxes in the corner, where it was easily accessible. then later that night, we decided we'd do something with it. so we drove around to the back of the ups store and got out and grabbed the dead bird from the dumpster. it smelled so bad, so we had to hang it out the window on the way to jamba juice. so anyway, we get there, and we decide to put it on bigelow's antanna of her car. so christa snuck up and skewered the bird on the antanna. it was sick. but funny, because there was just a dead bird at the top of her antanna. then i don't remember exactly what happened, but i kind of remember her not noticing until one of us was talking to her on the phone later that night or something... i forget. but it turns out the bird wasn't removed from the antanna and her parents took the car out on their date the next night. so they just had a dead bird attatched to their car. funny. but gross. i can't believe us. yes i can.
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