Askin' All Dem Questions

Dear austen, jessie, and ellie. Remember how jessie posted this on ellie's wall? or was it the other way around? and then austen saw it and showed it to me, and we loved it. So we always quote it, and one time austen quoted it wrong and said, "you went WHO? with WHERE?!" and then once austen decided to make that face and i took a picture and sent it to jessie and she didn't even know that we knew about that video and quoted it all the time, all because of an innocent little post on a facebook wall. You two have changed our lives for the better. And we thank you for it.

Ultimate. Shhh.....

Dear trevor, garrett, paul, mickelle, katie, holly, and heather (am i missing anyone?) Remember ultimate? Shhh... and how 203 bought all those stupid squishy balls off the internet and hydrated them? and then somehow we came up with ultimate. shhh... somebody remind me how that happened. So that was a fun game, but the best part is when we went outside and had a war with them. we made kangaroo pouches out of our shirts and filled them with the squishies. Then it was every man for himself, and we ran around throwing them at each other. the funny thing is, we would throw them as hard as we could at each other, but when you got hit by one, you could hardly even feel it. I love how into it we all got, like it really was life or death. And then we sat on the grassy knoll and i don't remember why exactly, but mickelle said we were making too much of a ruckus. And ever since then, trevor and i laugh when we hear the word ruckus. Guys... that's all i remember. comment below to fill in the blanks. it was fun. but i'm sure there was more to it.

Next...

So remember how I did this before my mission and it was fun when i got home to go back and read all the fun stuff i did with my friends and i wrote in run-on sentences and i didn't capitalize my i's and it all turned out great? well i was thinking i should do this again. reading all those memories made me realize that i wouldn't have remembered half of those things if i didn't write (or type) them down. So i kind of decided to do it again. But this time is kinda different, because i've had different friends and... well that's pretty much the only reason it will be different. so... i guess this is it. next post will be a great memory. thanks austen and trevor for the inspiration by the way.

dear everyone.

remember how i'm going on a mission and i'm going to miss you all a ton? but that's okay, because you're all going to write me! ha ha... but seriously, thanks everyone for everything you've done for me throughout my life. i love you all and really will miss you and all the good times we've had together. i know there are tons of memories that i didn't put on here that were amazing and fun, so sorry if i didn't get to it. whenever you miss me, just come look at this blog and remember stuff we did together. then write me letters about it, because i won't be able to get on and look at it whenever i want. i'm so excited to serve a mission, it will be the best thing i will ever do. be safe. choose the right. the church is true.
love,
ty

MTC Address:
Elder Ty Arlin Pilcher
Italy Milan Mission
Provo Missionary Training Center
2005 N 900 E
Provo, UT 84096

Mission Address:
Elder Ty Arlin Pilcher
Italy Milan Mission
Via Gramsci, 13/4
20090 Opera MI
Italy

dear sydney.

remember when we were at country cream one night, and i let you borrow my gym shorts earlier that week? and so we decided we'd switch pants. so you gave me my shorts and just hid behind the counter, and i went into the bathroom and changed and gave you my levis. and then you went and put those on and they were HUGE on you. so we decided to switch back, so you gave me my levis again and hid behind the counter, and i went and changed, and came back out, and didn't give you my shorts back. so you were just in there with no pants on, and i even walked out the door and was headed to my car, and you were freaking out because i was leaving you behind with no pants. ha ha, it was great. you were pretty upset. it made me laugh. but eventually i came back in and gave you my shorts. you're welcome.

dear brittany and christa.

remember when i was at work one day? and there was a dead bird out front, and so me and my friend decided we should probably get rid of it so it wouldn't drive all the customers away. so i got a plastic bag and scooped the bird into it, and took it out to the dumpster, and set it on a pile of boxes in the corner, where it was easily accessible. then later that night, we decided we'd do something with it. so we drove around to the back of the ups store and got out and grabbed the dead bird from the dumpster. it smelled so bad, so we had to hang it out the window on the way to jamba juice. so anyway, we get there, and we decide to put it on bigelow's antanna of her car. so christa snuck up and skewered the bird on the antanna. it was sick. but funny, because there was just a dead bird at the top of her antanna. then i don't remember exactly what happened, but i kind of remember her not noticing until one of us was talking to her on the phone later that night or something... i forget. but it turns out the bird wasn't removed from the antanna and her parents took the car out on their date the next night. so they just had a dead bird attatched to their car. funny. but gross. i can't believe us. yes i can.

dear christa.

remember this? our secret recipe for pea soup:

mary j blige


added with some goose breath,


half cooked lips,


just a pinch of butt lava,


minus three fourths cup of burger sweat,


a scoop of fresh dirt,


three ankles of a sphinx,


dragon tattoos,


alligators on the feces,


pickled dung,


mustard sweat pants,


greasy monkey paws,


ill tempered badgers,





pesky liver bits,


vanishing faces,


gruesome hot dogs,


allison's lady,


tulips trodden down upon,


and three upside down igloos,




all smothered in yellow guts with sheek ribbon wrapped around. to be consumed only when lonely.

dear jesse.

remember the roof? when everyone was going out to get there picture taken by the fountain, and we both needed to pee real quick. so we went into the bathroom and there was just one stall and one urinal, and you ran past me and were like, i get the stall! and so we both get on with our business, and next thing i know, you're in the stall next to me saying, "weird... what is this thing?" and i just busted up laughing SO hard! uncontrollably in fact. ha ha. it was hilarious. turns out there was some weird thing connected to the toilet, but i didn't know THAT'S what you were talking about... oh man. and we were both laughing so hard that we were crying in the picture we got taken with all of us and mr. park. that was so funny.

dear bigelow.

remember when you came to visit me at work one day? and i had those real life hand cuffs that preston ford gave to me for making sbo. and i was just playing with them, and i ended up handcuffing you. and then i realized that the key was in my backpack, which was at my house. ha ha. that was funny. i think you may have been a little upset. so we had to call my mom and have her bring the key to us so you could be un-handcuffed. oh boy. that was great.

dear lexi.

remember sophomore year when i was going to answer janelle blad to sweethearts and wanted your help? so we got a box of alpha bits and a toy alligator (?) and went to emily's house to color the letter's "definitely" in the box. but we decided not to tell emily that right away. we decided to have a little fun. so we ring her doorbell and she answers it, and we're like, Hey emily! and she invites us in and what not. then we were like, we decided we'd have a cereal eating party! and we showed her the box of alpha bits. and she got all excited and was like, oh you guys are so nice! and what not, and she got out bowls and spoons and the milk and everything. and we waited until she had gotten everything out to break the news to her that we weren't really having a cereal eating party. ha ha, it was so funny. we're such jerks. but we're funny jerks.