dear adam.

remember when a bunch of people were over at your house one friday night, and we watched a movie? then everyone went home but i was dead tired, and it was way snowy outside, and we were planning on going to the baileys' birthday party the next morning at like nine, so i was just like... i'm just gonna sleep here. but your parents were sleeping so you couldn't ask them, so i had to sleep over secretly. so i slept in your closet on the floor. i've told you many times that it was the second worst night of my life. it was so cold and uncomfortable. i kept waking up and it wasn't morning yet, and it was the worst ever. i was just waiting for it to be morning. but it would never come. it was torture. then it finally did come. and we had to sneak me out of your house. that was an adrenaline rush. ha ha. luckily your mom was vacuuming in some other room, so i just ran out the front door and got in your car and hid. oh yeah, and luckily i also didn't drive to your house that day. i don't even know how i got there... weird. but once again, this is proof that we are ninjas. p.s. pictured above is the door to your closet. pure agony.

dear adam.

remember when you asked kristee to a dance? and we went to drop it off, and i ran to the door and rang the door bell, and ran back and we drove off. then we drove back past to make sure she got it, and it was still there. so i ran up and rang the door bell again and ran off. and we drove past again, and it was still there again. so we did it one more time, and it was still there. so we were like... maybe she's at work. so we were gonna take it to her there, so i ran up to the porch one more time, and grabbed it and ran back to the car, and as we were driving off, kristee opened the door and we looked back and saw her standing on the porch. so we thought she knew it was us, and she just didn't want to go to the dance with you so she wasn't answering the door. so we went down and turned around and went back, and we decided i'd just walk up to the door and make her answer it and give it to her. so this time i called her and told her to come to the door, and she did. and i told her she was rude for not answering the door, and told her she was getting asked to the dance, and she was like, oh! i just looked out the peep hole in the door everytime the doorbell rang, so i thought people were doorbell ditching us. ha ha... it was funny.
So anyway, one day like a week later, kristee calls me and was like, wanna help me answer adam to the dance? and i was like, yeah sure. let's both think of something, and call me back later when you're ready to go and we'll have an idea. then i hung up and immediately called you and told you kristee is planning on answering you tonight and we should do something to get her back for putting us through all that when we asked her. so we met at carl's to plan what we were gonna do. and we planned it out perfect. then we went to your house and counted your money for awhile. ha... then the time came and i went over to kristee's and she had her idea and i was like, you drive. but she wanted me to. but i told her she was the one answering, so she had to drive, and i'd run it up to the door. so we drove over to your house, and i made her drive to the side so she could just go out the back (that way she couldn't see the front door). then i put on my hood, got out, and ran up to your door, and you were waiting there, wearing the same clothes as i was, so i just gave you my coat, you put on the hood, and ran to the car. and i went inside your house and my fun was over... and the rest i wasn't even there for, but you guys told me something about how kristee freaked out because i took forever, and she kept asking you a question and you wouldn't answer her and finally you looked over at her and she freaked out again because it was you and not me. ha ha... that was the best ever. and i mean that one hundred percent. we're ninjas.

dear adam.

remember when you made me wake up way early one day? and we went to the utah career college, and took some lame test? and then we talked to the lady and she said we have to sign up for classes like right then and there or the test wouldn't count for anything. and we were like, screw that, we don't wanna go to utah career college. and when the lady would say her s's, her teeth would whistle way high-pitchedly and i'm pretty sure i went deaf from it. then i was pissed because you made me wake up early for no reason. well... there were donuts. but that's the only reason i didn't hate you for the rest of my life. i love donuts.

dear adam.

remember when i was driving to jesse's for a meeting one day? and you were one hundred percent onrey for some reason, and so you slept the whole way. and we got to the street his house was on, and i slammed on my brakes and yelled at the top of my lungs, and you crapped your pants. and then you punched me. oh man, it was totally worth it. and then one time after a meeting we went to payson and hung out with stripes girl, and then when we went home i told you i knew a shortcut. but it took like an hour longer. but it wasn't really an hour longer. i really do think it was faster. it just seemed longer because it was through the desert. ha ha... and remember how nacho libre reminds us of us? funny.

dear mary and adam.

remember right before adam left for the summer? and we decided we'd go canoeing? so we put my big ugly orange canoe on top of my blazer, and it was pretty much longer than my blazer. and then we tied it through the car, so we had to get in through the windows. then we went to that little pond in bluffdale and the canoe was bigger than the pond. but not really, it was just funny that we were canoeing on such a small body of water. then adam stood up like a gondolier and was singing juan paco pedro de la mar, and i decided that that's how i'm going to propose to my future wife, because it was really romantic floating in that canoe with mary and having adam sing to us a romantic song... then we hopped the fence and put pennies on the railroad tracks and flattened them. then we played catch with my keys on top of the pillars, and adam broke my bling bling key chain and i was pissed. but i got over it. i think i got on top of the pavillion too... i do get on the tops of lots of pavillions for some reason. it must be fun or something.

dear adam.

remember yearbook camp? they're blending a playboy? two please! tying the sheets together and dangling them out the window only to find out the window only opens a foot... the girl that was pounding on the door and cursing, then she got on the elevator and told us it was the wrong door... trying to sell the idaho kid's long board on the elevator. then he got on and we tried selling it to him too... ice cream on the elevator with the senior editor girls in the middle of the night. then rating their stories using spoons. let's go to bed... OKAY!... the idaho kids with the girls in their room, and we wrote them a note telling them they know their true potential and no spooning. then we find out over a year later that we're friends with the girls that were in their room... placing army men EVERYWHERE we could, then the idaho kids found them and thought it was so cool that they kept finding them all over the place... stealing the camera and taking "dirty" pictures... am i forgetting anything? probably. that was so much fun. ha ha...

dear adam.

remember when we brought dates to your house to make waffles? and mika was like, "what's your dogs name?" and you said, "letser." and i thought to myself... why would they name their dog after their dad? but i didn't say anything. so we made waffles and milk syrup, and i made the milk syrup overflow all over the place in the microwave. oops. then we were sitting there eating and you were like, "...why did you ask what my dad's name was?" and then everything made sense to me. you thought she said what's your dad's name, and not what's your dog's name. it was pretty dang funny. that was the same date i almost killed us, and then i forgot to open mika's door for her. oops again. oh yeah, and you were so pissed off before the date for some reason. i remember that too. but it ended up being fun. valentines day! that's when it was. ha, i keep remembering more things about it. the end.

dear adam.

remember when we were making cool paint splatters to use for our art and t-shirt designs? and we were making them in the sbo room during one of our classes, and we dripped a ton of paint on a piece of paper, and we wanted it to dry fast. so we got a chair, and we put the chair in front of the fan, and we put the paper on the chair, and turned the fan on. stupidest idea ever. you see, the paper is just a piece of paper, and the fan blows wind in the direction of the paper, so naturally, the paper is going to be blown about by the wind. i happened to be standing near the piece of paper when we turned on the fan, so the paint covered paper landed on my knee, then face down on the carpet. that really sucked. now there's a huge black spot on the carpet in the sbo room, and a black streak down the knee of my favorite pair of pants. that's just swell.

dear mary and adam.

remember when there was some party at aimee's house? and me and adam were hiding from mary, but really we left the house and ran to andrew's. oh, and there was a creepy snowman in a random yard that had the bottom, the middle, but a large barbie head for the head. it was gross. so anyway we called mary and told her to find us, and we were hiding somewhere in the house. and mary was looking everywhere, but she couldn't find us. then we finally went back to aimee's house and went up the stairs, and adam hid behind the plant in the corner, and i hid under the rug. and then aimee's mom came up the stairs and we scared the crap out of her on accident because she didn't see us til she was right there. it was hilarious. and mary's gullible. ha ha.

dear adam, kristee, jessie, and kristen.

remember when we saran wrapped jessie's car at the movie theater? first of all, me and adam went to answer jessie to sweethearts (she asked adam this year) and we were going to saran wrap a paper that said "yes" to her pillar. so we went to do it, and we realized that all the houses next to jessie's are EXACTLY the same, and we forgot which one was hers. so we were like... well. we have lots of saran wrap, and multiple pieces of paper. let's just do all of these houses, and we're bound to get one of them right. so we went to the first house, and we saran wrapped the pillar, and right as we were finishing, a big truck pulls into the driveway. the door was on the side of the house, so we just hid against the wall, and behind the pillar. then we had to hurry and get out of there before the man murdered us, so we had to crawl under the garage window, and book it to the street. it took some crazy ninja skills, but we made it. so then we finished the rest of the houses, and kristen called and told us we should go meet them at the movie theater at the district. so we headed that way and told them we'd be like ten minutes when we were really only like 2 minutes away. so we got there way earlier than they expected us to, and we found jessie's car, and started saran wrapping it. and we could totally see you guys through the glass doors in the theater because the car was right in front of it. we were pretty much completed wrapping the car when kristee finally saw us and burst out the door like an angry beast and bounded after us. we took off running, and kristee pursued. we crossed the road to where my car was parked, and we wouldn't have escaped the wrath of kristee if it weren't for the huge white truck that totally plowed her over. just kidding, but if she didn't stop running after us, the truck would have demolished her. adam and i still like imagining it did. it's great... ha ha.

dear adam.

remember when kristee and kaylie stole all of my clothes? it made me so upset. so we planned to get them back by stealing kaylie's keys and putting them in jello. so... we stole her keys and put them in jello. it took all day, and we made the jello in the sbo room, and we put so much time into it. and then at the end of the day she finally found out we had her keys, so we told her she had to give me my clothes and we'd give her her keys. so we went out to her car to get my clothes, and we gave her her keys that were inside the jello, and she thought it was the coolest thing ever. she wasn't even mad one bit. and then we were all pissed off because we wanted her to be pissed off, but she was happy. it was ridiculous. i have to admit that was one of our less successful ninja endeavors... oh but the best part was when i wrote "wednesday" on my underwear, and then you dropped a pencil in front of me when i was standing in front of kristee in yearbook, so that when i bent over to get it, she'd see my underwear and see that it said wednesday, which meant that she didn't take my wednesday clothes or something... i don't even remember what that was supposed to accomplish, but she was talking to someone when you kept dropping the pencil, so you dropped it like ten times and i bent over to get it ten times, and she never saw. we finally just gave up. that whole thing was just not a good experience.

dear kristee, adam, and christa.

remember the night before my 18th birthday? christa and i wanted to do something fun, so we went to our secret hide out, which was full of disgustingly gross water, and got her raft, and started floating around in it. then we thought it was so fun that we called kristee and adam to come float in it. so we all took turns sitting in the raft and floating in the muddy crap water. it's amazing how much fun it really was. then we decided that we should build a raft with a platform out of tires that will float and put a table on it and go on a date and eat dinner while floating on the platform and sitting at the table. it was such a great idea. but we haven't done it... yet. we still need to for sure.

dear kristen and adam.

remember the tootsie roll "yes"? that looked like feces... that may have been a little inappropriate, but it was funny, so that's okay. the best part was making it in adam's kitchen. and then his dad walked in, and adam blamed me for it all. and his dad gave me the dirtiest look. i felt so stupid. ha ha. oh well.

dear christa and adam.

remember when we were playing that game that one night that i liked and you guys didn't? then adam wanted to draw on christa's eyelids, and all heck broke loose. my face hurt so bad after scrubbing that crap off my eyelids. but once again, it was worth it.

dear adam.

remember that one time we killed chickens? i didn't dress for the occasion, and i still have chicken blood on my moccassins. it was so freakin cold. but it was so much fun. that woman was crazy. remember how she said lots of weird things, like "this is why women are the way they are!" and your bother was like, "...because of the chickens?" and then she stuck the water faucet up one of the chicken butts, let it bulge with water, then stabbed it and the insides squirted on my face? that was gross. and i was just like, wow... this woman is insane. and then you became facebook friends with the daughter. wow. that was great. and we only got paid 15 bucks for it... but it was still great fun. i just wish we would've kept the feet and put them in jello. ha, that reminds me of jello, and HER keys... i'll have to put up another post about that some other time.

dear kristee.

remember that one time when we were bored? so we went into my garage and got out ALL my halloween costumes, and put them on. at once. then we made adam come over to surprise him with our hideous outfits, and i think he was so upset that we did that. judging by the look on his face at least... ha ha. let's do that again sometime.