dear adam.

remember when you asked kristee to a dance? and we went to drop it off, and i ran to the door and rang the door bell, and ran back and we drove off. then we drove back past to make sure she got it, and it was still there. so i ran up and rang the door bell again and ran off. and we drove past again, and it was still there again. so we did it one more time, and it was still there. so we were like... maybe she's at work. so we were gonna take it to her there, so i ran up to the porch one more time, and grabbed it and ran back to the car, and as we were driving off, kristee opened the door and we looked back and saw her standing on the porch. so we thought she knew it was us, and she just didn't want to go to the dance with you so she wasn't answering the door. so we went down and turned around and went back, and we decided i'd just walk up to the door and make her answer it and give it to her. so this time i called her and told her to come to the door, and she did. and i told her she was rude for not answering the door, and told her she was getting asked to the dance, and she was like, oh! i just looked out the peep hole in the door everytime the doorbell rang, so i thought people were doorbell ditching us. ha ha... it was funny.
So anyway, one day like a week later, kristee calls me and was like, wanna help me answer adam to the dance? and i was like, yeah sure. let's both think of something, and call me back later when you're ready to go and we'll have an idea. then i hung up and immediately called you and told you kristee is planning on answering you tonight and we should do something to get her back for putting us through all that when we asked her. so we met at carl's to plan what we were gonna do. and we planned it out perfect. then we went to your house and counted your money for awhile. ha... then the time came and i went over to kristee's and she had her idea and i was like, you drive. but she wanted me to. but i told her she was the one answering, so she had to drive, and i'd run it up to the door. so we drove over to your house, and i made her drive to the side so she could just go out the back (that way she couldn't see the front door). then i put on my hood, got out, and ran up to your door, and you were waiting there, wearing the same clothes as i was, so i just gave you my coat, you put on the hood, and ran to the car. and i went inside your house and my fun was over... and the rest i wasn't even there for, but you guys told me something about how kristee freaked out because i took forever, and she kept asking you a question and you wouldn't answer her and finally you looked over at her and she freaked out again because it was you and not me. ha ha... that was the best ever. and i mean that one hundred percent. we're ninjas.