remember when i choked on some steak at your house? it's all because of my skinny esophagus... your whole family was there having dinner. i wasn't really choking, but it got stuck in my throat so i tried drinking some water to wash it down, and it kind of didn't work. so the water came back up and i spit it back into my cup, and it gathered all the food chunks still in my mouth, so my water was all nasty looking. that part was embarrassing. so i got up, my eyes watering and everything, and went to your bathroom and locked the door so i could regergitate it... gross, i know. but then i heard someone from outside say, "is he choking?" and someone else was like, "yeah, i'm sure if he was choking he'd lock himself in the bathroom." ha ha, i was laughing, with steak stuck in my throat and everything. it was hilarious.
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