dear jessie.

remember when we went to barnes and noble? and first we had to stop at arctic circle. and you said you'd pay me gas money, even though it was on the side of the road on the way to b&n. you're a dork. so we went through the drive through, and i ordered a burger for you, and two vanilla courtesy cones. and the lady was like, "come on down!" like we were on a game show. then we got to the window and paid the lady, and then the guy game to the window and was like, "BUUUUURGER!" and gave us the bag. it was weird. then he kept looking in the window with the weirdest look on his face, and i was like, why is he looking at jessie like that? and then he said something, and i didn't hear him, so i was just like, weird... and drove away. then you told me he thought that my straw was in chili, and not in apple sauce. ha ha. that was funny. so then we continued to drive to barnes and noble, and i brought a bucket because i threw up the day before at about that same time. so we were getting on the freeway, and i was like, "crap. i'm gonna puke." and so we got the bucket and i was just holding it there because i knew it was gonna come any second. and i made you take the wheel. and i threw up a little bit in the bucket and you didn't even know i did somehow... then i threw up some more and you started laughing uncontrollably. and then we imagined if i threw up, and it caused you to throw up, and so we're just driving down the freeway both puking in the same bucket. ha ha, that would have been unforgettable. but unfortunately it didn't happen. then we got to barnes and noble and i dumped the puke out in the dirt, and we got my journals and looked at optical illusions for forever, then looked at the bunny suicide book (way funny) and then the chinglish book. that was the best ever. i was dying. "SWEARING eternal the spirit... sure." ha ha, that was the best. and then on the way home you were like, "do you believe that i would throw up if i saw you throw up?" but you didn't really say that, but i thought you did and it made me laugh really hard. oh what a day...

dear xanni.

remember that one night after bryce asked kylee to the dance and gave us the lighters, and so we each had one, and a billion little candles? and we went to that abandoned street by your house and got the spray hairspray because we wanted to be pyros. so we lit up the lighter, and sprayed the hairspray, but it would just blow out the lighter... i was so disappointed. it was going to be awesome. but it ended up sucking. so we decided to just make it look like we were smoking and take pictures of it. ha. and you ate a big mac. that was cool.

dear andrew, jessie, and kim.

remember how we went to wingers that one night and then to jessie's house to play games after? and we were sitting there playing, and jessie got up to answer the phone, and somehow the beads got knocked onto the floor and exploded EVERYWHERE. it was like a sea of beads covering the floor. i actually enjoyed it. but i left to play volleyball so i didn't help clean up. sorry jessie. i just really enjoy remembering that. thanks.

dear bigelow and brittany.

remember wendy's?! ha ha ha ha ha! i don't think i've ever laughed harder in my life. as i'm sure you both remember with crystal clarity, we were sitting in a booth, just eating and minding our own business. well... me and brittany were. bigelow, however, was flirting with a sixth grade boy sitting at the table through the window. ha ha. she couldn't see the dad sitting there because there was a window in the way or something. so she decided she would be funny and hit the glass on the window and scare the kid. but unfortunately she didn't now her own strength, and she completely knocked the glass out of the pane, and it fell flat onto the little family's entire meal. then she definitely saw the dad, because he was furious. and he told her to go tell the people that she broke their window. so she went up to the counter. in the mean time, brittany and i were both trying SO hard not to laugh. but it was hard, and so awkward because the guy was just like sitting there looking at us. and we could totally tell that the kid and his sister were trying not to laugh too. it was so funny. so bigelow comes back because there was nobody at the counter, and just put the window back in the pane, and walked out of the restaurant and sat on the grass in front of the car until me and brittany were done eating. oh man. it was great.

dear kayla and trevor.

remember when we went to the baileys' farewell? and we were leaving their house and there was snow and i was parked far away and kayla was wearing cold shoes so i went to get the car, and trevor waited with kayla. then when i pulled up, trevor started throwing snowballs at my car. and then some woman nobody knew comes walking down the driveway and picks up a snowball and makes it look as though she was going to throw it at trevor, while looking at kayla. and kayla nodded as if to say "do it." and apparently kayla thought the woman knew trevor. but she didn't. and so she chucks the snowball and hits trevor square in the back, and then she ran off. funniest thing of my life. and trevor didn't know what to do so he was just sitting there laughing. it was great. then on my way home these girls started talking to me from the car next to me and was asking me about who threw the snowball at my car and if i got mad at him, so i told them the story and they thought it was funny. i made some new friends that day that i never saw again. but they were nice, even though i think they were trying to use me for my guitar hero, which i don't even have. oh trevor, remember how that same day we were going to bryan's farewell, and we stopped at the stop sign, and then i went to go when it was clear, but i couldn't because the road was snowpacked and i was stuck. stupid mustang. it was so embarrassing because there was a huge lineup of cars behind me. so you got out and pushed and i got free of being stuck and i didn't want to stop so you had to jump in while i was still driving. that seems to happen a lot... ha ha. what a great sabbath day that was.

dear abby.

remember when we got stuck on that one road? (i don't think i should mention the name of the road, or people with think things. ha ha). it was after one of our christmas lights looking at trips. and it was all snowy, and i slid into the ditch on the side of the road, and it was dark and cold, and we couldn't get out. so we kept grabbing random things out of my trunk to stick under my back tire. and the thing that finally saved us was a yellow plastic baseball bat. who would've thought? we were trying for so long. then we stuck that under the tire, and you were pushing, and i was driving, and i finally started going somewhere, and i didn't want to stop so i just kept going and you had to jump in while i was driving away. what a great experience. ha ha.

dear adam.

remember when a bunch of people were over at your house one friday night, and we watched a movie? then everyone went home but i was dead tired, and it was way snowy outside, and we were planning on going to the baileys' birthday party the next morning at like nine, so i was just like... i'm just gonna sleep here. but your parents were sleeping so you couldn't ask them, so i had to sleep over secretly. so i slept in your closet on the floor. i've told you many times that it was the second worst night of my life. it was so cold and uncomfortable. i kept waking up and it wasn't morning yet, and it was the worst ever. i was just waiting for it to be morning. but it would never come. it was torture. then it finally did come. and we had to sneak me out of your house. that was an adrenaline rush. ha ha. luckily your mom was vacuuming in some other room, so i just ran out the front door and got in your car and hid. oh yeah, and luckily i also didn't drive to your house that day. i don't even know how i got there... weird. but once again, this is proof that we are ninjas. p.s. pictured above is the door to your closet. pure agony.

dear christa and andrew.

remember the 4th of july? we launched some fireworks at christa's. and her neighbors almost burned their own house down when an illegal firework went awry. then we went on top of the roof and watched some fireworks. then the rest of the entire night, all i remember doing is texting cha cha and having stupid conversations with them about oreos and such. it was fun, but you'd expect us to do something more exciting on the 4th of july. but it's ok. i'm pretty sure we were all content. oh wait... we went and watched some herriman fireworks. then that's where i start forgetting.

dear brittany and bigelow.

remember when brittany's car wouldn't start or something? ...i don't remember exactly why we were doing this, but we flintstoned it around the school parking lot. it was just one day after school and we had our feet out the door pushing it around. it feels like we were doing that for forever... please remind me why. but it was funny. and then brittany called me kyle, and that became my new name.

dear trevor.

remember when we almost got thrown in jail the day before you left on your mission? i probably shouldn't go into a lot of detail, because a cop might read this and come find us and arrest us. but it was so funny. we were just throwing rocks into the pond after we committed the horrible act, and the man came walking up. "can you guys come here for a second?" we should have turned and ran right there and then. and then you did all the talking. thanks. and then we went back to throwing rocks, and you felt SO guilty. and you said it was the most trouble you've gotten in in your entire life. actually that might be true for me too... like you said, i've never been threatened to be arrested. and "it's a good thing the guy down there didn't come talk to us, because we would be in jail for sure." what a horrible man. we were just trying to fulfill a childhood dream. maybe someday we will be able to finish what we started... until then, good luck.

dear adam.

remember when you asked kristee to a dance? and we went to drop it off, and i ran to the door and rang the door bell, and ran back and we drove off. then we drove back past to make sure she got it, and it was still there. so i ran up and rang the door bell again and ran off. and we drove past again, and it was still there again. so we did it one more time, and it was still there. so we were like... maybe she's at work. so we were gonna take it to her there, so i ran up to the porch one more time, and grabbed it and ran back to the car, and as we were driving off, kristee opened the door and we looked back and saw her standing on the porch. so we thought she knew it was us, and she just didn't want to go to the dance with you so she wasn't answering the door. so we went down and turned around and went back, and we decided i'd just walk up to the door and make her answer it and give it to her. so this time i called her and told her to come to the door, and she did. and i told her she was rude for not answering the door, and told her she was getting asked to the dance, and she was like, oh! i just looked out the peep hole in the door everytime the doorbell rang, so i thought people were doorbell ditching us. ha ha... it was funny.
So anyway, one day like a week later, kristee calls me and was like, wanna help me answer adam to the dance? and i was like, yeah sure. let's both think of something, and call me back later when you're ready to go and we'll have an idea. then i hung up and immediately called you and told you kristee is planning on answering you tonight and we should do something to get her back for putting us through all that when we asked her. so we met at carl's to plan what we were gonna do. and we planned it out perfect. then we went to your house and counted your money for awhile. ha... then the time came and i went over to kristee's and she had her idea and i was like, you drive. but she wanted me to. but i told her she was the one answering, so she had to drive, and i'd run it up to the door. so we drove over to your house, and i made her drive to the side so she could just go out the back (that way she couldn't see the front door). then i put on my hood, got out, and ran up to your door, and you were waiting there, wearing the same clothes as i was, so i just gave you my coat, you put on the hood, and ran to the car. and i went inside your house and my fun was over... and the rest i wasn't even there for, but you guys told me something about how kristee freaked out because i took forever, and she kept asking you a question and you wouldn't answer her and finally you looked over at her and she freaked out again because it was you and not me. ha ha... that was the best ever. and i mean that one hundred percent. we're ninjas.

dear christa.

remember when we were bored one night? so we went to albertsons, and just did random stuff there for hours. we would pick something and move it somewhere else in the store that had something to do with the item. like the dog shampoo that we put with the human shampoo. and all the flavors of pringles. we moved the loaded baked potato flavor with the potatoes. and the cheese flavor with the cheese. and the pizza flavor with the frozen pizzas. that was funny. we should do that again.

dear brittany.

remember when we talked you into putting a grain of salt in your eye? ha ha... i don't know why you did it, but your eye was watering for like an hour. it was hilarious.

dear adam.

remember when you made me wake up way early one day? and we went to the utah career college, and took some lame test? and then we talked to the lady and she said we have to sign up for classes like right then and there or the test wouldn't count for anything. and we were like, screw that, we don't wanna go to utah career college. and when the lady would say her s's, her teeth would whistle way high-pitchedly and i'm pretty sure i went deaf from it. then i was pissed because you made me wake up early for no reason. well... there were donuts. but that's the only reason i didn't hate you for the rest of my life. i love donuts.

dear austen and bigelow.

remember sophomore year every day at lunch when austen would sit down next to bigelow and drink a whole carton of milk, then get up and walk away?

dear xanni.

remember how we used to always go rafting on that pond? and we took pictures once. and i can't make a sad face. and once we got mcdonalds and ate while we floated. and then one time the train came and we were freaking out for some reason. and then we were getting out, and i pushed you back out into the water without the paddle. oh boy, that one was the best. and then once we called britt while we were rafting and talked to her. i'll miss your raft...

dear adam.

remember when i was driving to jesse's for a meeting one day? and you were one hundred percent onrey for some reason, and so you slept the whole way. and we got to the street his house was on, and i slammed on my brakes and yelled at the top of my lungs, and you crapped your pants. and then you punched me. oh man, it was totally worth it. and then one time after a meeting we went to payson and hung out with stripes girl, and then when we went home i told you i knew a shortcut. but it took like an hour longer. but it wasn't really an hour longer. i really do think it was faster. it just seemed longer because it was through the desert. ha ha... and remember how nacho libre reminds us of us? funny.

dear kristen.

remember that one time that you sent me a text that was just one dot? like this: . it made my day. thanks for that.

dear christa, bigelow, brittany and austen.

remember when we were playing murder in the dark at bigelow's house? and first i got out, and so i went and sat on the couch. then christa got out, and she came and sat on the couch with me. and bigelow, brittany, and austen were all sitting there FOREVER and nobody was getting out. then finally christa leaned over and whispered to me that she was the murderer and got herself out. so everyone else was just sitting there waiting for the murderer to start, but the murderer was christa. it was the best.

dear mary and adam.

remember right before adam left for the summer? and we decided we'd go canoeing? so we put my big ugly orange canoe on top of my blazer, and it was pretty much longer than my blazer. and then we tied it through the car, so we had to get in through the windows. then we went to that little pond in bluffdale and the canoe was bigger than the pond. but not really, it was just funny that we were canoeing on such a small body of water. then adam stood up like a gondolier and was singing juan paco pedro de la mar, and i decided that that's how i'm going to propose to my future wife, because it was really romantic floating in that canoe with mary and having adam sing to us a romantic song... then we hopped the fence and put pennies on the railroad tracks and flattened them. then we played catch with my keys on top of the pillars, and adam broke my bling bling key chain and i was pissed. but i got over it. i think i got on top of the pavillion too... i do get on the tops of lots of pavillions for some reason. it must be fun or something.

dear brittany.

remember when we were at christa's house, and it was dark, and we were leaving walking to your house or something, and there was that flower in her neighbor's yard? and you went to pick it, and we imagined that alarms went off and red lights started flashing, and police cars pull up, and you're just sitting there bent over picking the flower, frightened for your life. that's probably my favorite thing that i have ever imagined. thanks for that. ha ha.

dear adam.

remember yearbook camp? they're blending a playboy? two please! tying the sheets together and dangling them out the window only to find out the window only opens a foot... the girl that was pounding on the door and cursing, then she got on the elevator and told us it was the wrong door... trying to sell the idaho kid's long board on the elevator. then he got on and we tried selling it to him too... ice cream on the elevator with the senior editor girls in the middle of the night. then rating their stories using spoons. let's go to bed... OKAY!... the idaho kids with the girls in their room, and we wrote them a note telling them they know their true potential and no spooning. then we find out over a year later that we're friends with the girls that were in their room... placing army men EVERYWHERE we could, then the idaho kids found them and thought it was so cool that they kept finding them all over the place... stealing the camera and taking "dirty" pictures... am i forgetting anything? probably. that was so much fun. ha ha...

dear austen.

remember how you make a really good japanese cartoon character?

dear lexi.

remember this? you're beautiful.

dear kristen and jessie.

remember when we were eating lunch at kristen's house? and jessie was eating a lorna doone cookie and she dropped it. and i was like... jessie. you dropped your lorna doone. and then it became a euphemism. the best euphemism ever.

dear jessie.

remember when we went to the library that one day? and we just sat there and read the far side comics, because i knew you'd think they were funny. and they were. so we just sat there for like an hour and read them and showed each other the funny ones. and then... we left.

dear shalee.

remember when we hung out one night, and we went and bought some fruit, and then we went and ate each fruit in a different place? we at the mango in the tunnel on a playground. then we went and tried to get on top of the pavillion to eat the banana, but that didn't really work out too well. so we went over to that big tree and climbed it and ate the bananas like monkeys. then we went to the sky walk on bangerter and ate the cabage. and it was spicy. and we took ugly pictures of us. none of them even turned out good. oh well... it was great.

dear christa, brittany, bigelow, and jessie.

remember when we went on an adventure through the wilderness surrounding my house? and then christa had to pee, so she was going to try to pee off the bridge. but it kind of didn't work out and she just ended up peeing her pants. and then she sat down in the river to try and rinse out. so she sat down and just kind of swished around a little... wow. what an adventure. and brittany cut herself on barbed wire. and then we went to the back yard of the mexican cock fighters. that was kinda creepy. it was all dark and foreboding. and then we went back to my house and before i let christa come in i went and asked my mom if it was alright if she did, because she wet her pants. but she let her. ha ha, it was so great.

dear adam.

remember when we brought dates to your house to make waffles? and mika was like, "what's your dogs name?" and you said, "letser." and i thought to myself... why would they name their dog after their dad? but i didn't say anything. so we made waffles and milk syrup, and i made the milk syrup overflow all over the place in the microwave. oops. then we were sitting there eating and you were like, "...why did you ask what my dad's name was?" and then everything made sense to me. you thought she said what's your dad's name, and not what's your dog's name. it was pretty dang funny. that was the same date i almost killed us, and then i forgot to open mika's door for her. oops again. oh yeah, and you were so pissed off before the date for some reason. i remember that too. but it ended up being fun. valentines day! that's when it was. ha, i keep remembering more things about it. the end.

dear abby.

remember how every year we go for a drive and look at christmas lights? it's a fun tradition, i'm glad we do it. and remember how last time we went to maverick, and it made me want popcorn really bad, and so we went to the movie theater to get some, but it was closed. so we called austen and went to his house and ate his popcorn. it was so good.

dear christa.

remember when we were playing the ha ha game in bigelow's basement? and my head was on your stomach, and you were saying your ha's, and i decided to make it difficult for you, so i was pushing on your stomach with my head, and you were trying to say ha, and it forced all the air out the bottom. my heavens, that was quite the surprise...

dear bigelow.

remember daybreak? and i peed in the tunnel. and then we watched lightning from on top of the metal pavillion... not the smartest idea, but the lighting wasn't close enough to kill us. then you were hanging from the pavillion by your stomach, and you almost peed your pants? that was so much fun.

dear austen.

remember how i always run out of gas? and you've been there lots of times. 1) emily's house. were you there then? that one wasn't that big of a deal. my car just wouldn't start because i was out of gas. no big deal. 2) taking you home from my house one night. midnight. we ran out right next to the stake center. then for some stupid reason we called your dad to bring us gas instead of my parents. dumb. good thing your dad is nice. i think it might have been because my parents were sleeping... but anyway... 3) bangerter highway. you weren't there for that one. geoff was. luckily it was right next to 7-11, so we just got some gas. 4) on the way home from counting money during silver rush one night. freezing cold, and i was on the phone with you because you were telling me an intense story, and i was like, crap. i'm about to run out of gas. i'll call you back. ...i'm not sure why i couldn't be on the phone when i ran out of gas. but anyway, i called you back after i called my parents and they told me they had to finish watching the jazz game before they brought me gas. and you asked where i was and next thing i knew you pulled up behind me in your giant whitaker roofing vehicle. i was cold by this time because my heater wasn't running (no gas) so i got in your car and kept warm while i waited for my parents. thanks for that. then they came and gave me gas. i think that's all my running out of gas experiences... not sure. funny side note: remember where i was on that last time i ran out of gas? that's the exact same place i pulled over on the way home from school to throw up. that spot brings back many memories... great memories... not.

dear adam.

remember when we were making cool paint splatters to use for our art and t-shirt designs? and we were making them in the sbo room during one of our classes, and we dripped a ton of paint on a piece of paper, and we wanted it to dry fast. so we got a chair, and we put the chair in front of the fan, and we put the paper on the chair, and turned the fan on. stupidest idea ever. you see, the paper is just a piece of paper, and the fan blows wind in the direction of the paper, so naturally, the paper is going to be blown about by the wind. i happened to be standing near the piece of paper when we turned on the fan, so the paint covered paper landed on my knee, then face down on the carpet. that really sucked. now there's a huge black spot on the carpet in the sbo room, and a black streak down the knee of my favorite pair of pants. that's just swell.

dear austen, lexi, abby, and cass.

remember when we would always scare people with my big black cloak? and we had my scream mask, and austen put that and the cloak on. then we called lexi to hang out with her, and she was at brady mccarthy's house and it was almost curfew, so we were like, we'll just have to do something some other time. but little did she know, we went over there anyway. and we were praying that her car would be unlocked, and it was. so austen sat in the drivers seat with the cloak and mask on and everything, and i just got in the back and hid so i could experience the whole thing. we were waiting in there for forever, and finally they all came out to go home. they were all walking casually out to their cars, and all of a sudden someone saw austen in lexi's car, but it was dark so they weren't sure if someone was there or not. so lexi pushed the unlock button, and the lights turned on in the car, and right when they did, he turned his head and looked right at them. best idea ever. good job austen. so they all freaked out and started screaming, and cass was yelling "OH SHAT, OH SHAT!" at the top of her lungs. it was the best. then austen jumped out and ran after them, but zach saw his shoes and was like, "it's austen." and then our fun was over. but it was awesome.

dear caitlyn.

remember when i came up to logan once and we decided to go get sushi? we went to the first place we wanted to go, but found out it was closed. then this lady in a suburban full of kids pulled up and tried going there too, but it was closed. so we went to the next place, and much to our dismay, it was also closed. and then who should pull into that exact same parking lot of the second sushi place? you guessed it. the woman in the suburban from the first sushi place! it was great fun. and then i went up there again yesterday, and we went to the second sushi place, and then we went for a walk through the cemetery and couldn't get out. there was no exit where we wanted there to be an exit. but it was fun. ps, the deep fried sushi was the best. thanks for introducing me to sushi.

dear brittany, bigelow, and andrew.

remember when we were in my gameroom playing asap? and andrew was coming over, and it was summer so we had the door open with just the screen door shut. so i told andrew just to come around to the back door. so we continued playing asap, minding our own business. eventually andrew got there, but we didn't know he was there yet. he snuck around to the back door where we told him to come in, and thought that the door was just wide open, so he decided he'd come bursting in and scare us or something. at least that's what it seemed like he was trying to do. but he didn't realize that the screen was there, so he did come bursting in, crashing into the screen door and causing it to explode all over the place. not literally, but it came out of the door frame and was all over. and his face was the best. he was so surprised. we laughed so hard for so long... dang. funny.

dear mary and adam.

remember when there was some party at aimee's house? and me and adam were hiding from mary, but really we left the house and ran to andrew's. oh, and there was a creepy snowman in a random yard that had the bottom, the middle, but a large barbie head for the head. it was gross. so anyway we called mary and told her to find us, and we were hiding somewhere in the house. and mary was looking everywhere, but she couldn't find us. then we finally went back to aimee's house and went up the stairs, and adam hid behind the plant in the corner, and i hid under the rug. and then aimee's mom came up the stairs and we scared the crap out of her on accident because she didn't see us til she was right there. it was hilarious. and mary's gullible. ha ha.

dear andrew.

remember when we got big black garbage bags? and we got in them, then got in my hot tub, because we wanted them to keep us dry so that we didn't have to change into swimming suits every time we wanted to get in. but then the bags were too small to fit our entire bodies in. but it kept my legs dry... so they would've worked if they were large enough. we have some pretty great ideas sometimes.

dear adam, kristee, jessie, and kristen.

remember when we saran wrapped jessie's car at the movie theater? first of all, me and adam went to answer jessie to sweethearts (she asked adam this year) and we were going to saran wrap a paper that said "yes" to her pillar. so we went to do it, and we realized that all the houses next to jessie's are EXACTLY the same, and we forgot which one was hers. so we were like... well. we have lots of saran wrap, and multiple pieces of paper. let's just do all of these houses, and we're bound to get one of them right. so we went to the first house, and we saran wrapped the pillar, and right as we were finishing, a big truck pulls into the driveway. the door was on the side of the house, so we just hid against the wall, and behind the pillar. then we had to hurry and get out of there before the man murdered us, so we had to crawl under the garage window, and book it to the street. it took some crazy ninja skills, but we made it. so then we finished the rest of the houses, and kristen called and told us we should go meet them at the movie theater at the district. so we headed that way and told them we'd be like ten minutes when we were really only like 2 minutes away. so we got there way earlier than they expected us to, and we found jessie's car, and started saran wrapping it. and we could totally see you guys through the glass doors in the theater because the car was right in front of it. we were pretty much completed wrapping the car when kristee finally saw us and burst out the door like an angry beast and bounded after us. we took off running, and kristee pursued. we crossed the road to where my car was parked, and we wouldn't have escaped the wrath of kristee if it weren't for the huge white truck that totally plowed her over. just kidding, but if she didn't stop running after us, the truck would have demolished her. adam and i still like imagining it did. it's great... ha ha.

dear brittany.

remember when we were going to the midnight showing of harry potter? and we were at the light at 134th and 3200 w, and it was red, so of course you stopped. and we were stopped for quite some time, because the light was red. but then all of a sudden, you went. and the light was still red. but you went anyway. i guess you just got sick of waiting. but i'm pretty sure you didn't know what you were doing at the time. it was great.

dear abby.

remember new years eve 2006 i think? when we were at my house then i went to take you guys home, and we dropped cass off, and then we started getting followed because he thought cass was kylee and i was her new boyfriend or something. and i couldn't drop you off because he'd follow me to your house, so we just kept driving, and he followed us down all these dead end roads and such. it was pretty intense. then we finally lost him in the river bottoms. it was pure skill on my part. that was creepy. i thought i was going to be murdered.

dear kristen.

remember that one night when we decided to walk down to the end of my road at one in the morning to get my mail? and on the way back, there was somebody walking toward us with two black dogs. and we were both scared out of our wits. but that's okay, because so was the other person. but then it turned out to be my neighbor going for an early morning walk with his vicious dogs. weird... my road is dark.

dear brittany and christa.

remember when we went to shopko? and there was that cardboard tv that was just a display that christa wanted SO bad. so we sat on the couch in front of it for forever and thought about how cool it would be to have it. then we pushed the customer service button, and the guy came over and we asked if we could have it, and he said no. and we asked if we could buy it, and he said no. it was very disappointing...

dear adam.

remember when kristee and kaylie stole all of my clothes? it made me so upset. so we planned to get them back by stealing kaylie's keys and putting them in jello. so... we stole her keys and put them in jello. it took all day, and we made the jello in the sbo room, and we put so much time into it. and then at the end of the day she finally found out we had her keys, so we told her she had to give me my clothes and we'd give her her keys. so we went out to her car to get my clothes, and we gave her her keys that were inside the jello, and she thought it was the coolest thing ever. she wasn't even mad one bit. and then we were all pissed off because we wanted her to be pissed off, but she was happy. it was ridiculous. i have to admit that was one of our less successful ninja endeavors... oh but the best part was when i wrote "wednesday" on my underwear, and then you dropped a pencil in front of me when i was standing in front of kristee in yearbook, so that when i bent over to get it, she'd see my underwear and see that it said wednesday, which meant that she didn't take my wednesday clothes or something... i don't even remember what that was supposed to accomplish, but she was talking to someone when you kept dropping the pencil, so you dropped it like ten times and i bent over to get it ten times, and she never saw. we finally just gave up. that whole thing was just not a good experience.

dear kristee, adam, and christa.

remember the night before my 18th birthday? christa and i wanted to do something fun, so we went to our secret hide out, which was full of disgustingly gross water, and got her raft, and started floating around in it. then we thought it was so fun that we called kristee and adam to come float in it. so we all took turns sitting in the raft and floating in the muddy crap water. it's amazing how much fun it really was. then we decided that we should build a raft with a platform out of tires that will float and put a table on it and go on a date and eat dinner while floating on the platform and sitting at the table. it was such a great idea. but we haven't done it... yet. we still need to for sure.

dear bigelow.

remember when i choked on some steak at your house? it's all because of my skinny esophagus... your whole family was there having dinner. i wasn't really choking, but it got stuck in my throat so i tried drinking some water to wash it down, and it kind of didn't work. so the water came back up and i spit it back into my cup, and it gathered all the food chunks still in my mouth, so my water was all nasty looking. that part was embarrassing. so i got up, my eyes watering and everything, and went to your bathroom and locked the door so i could regergitate it... gross, i know. but then i heard someone from outside say, "is he choking?" and someone else was like, "yeah, i'm sure if he was choking he'd lock himself in the bathroom." ha ha, i was laughing, with steak stuck in my throat and everything. it was hilarious.

dear christa.

remember senior dinner dance? when we went around taking pictures of people's butts. you would distract them, and i go behind and snap a picture and they never even knew. it was SO freakin funny. it's probably the funniest thing i've ever done. and then we were going to post them on facebook and people would be like.. what the, that's my butt. but we were scared we'd get in trouble for sexual harrassment or something. ha ha. and then during a slow song, i was gonna go cut in on a dance and start dancing with the girl, then you were going to come cut in on the dance i was dancing and start dancing with me, and then the guy and girl would just be standing there feeling stupid. but sadly we never got the chance... it would have been the best.

dear mary, austen, and shalee.

remember this night? it was such a fun date. possibly the funnest ever. thanks for being my date mary. and the tv talk was the best ever. here, eat this goop. it's good for you. anchovies! the chicken man... austen being all the hideous women, and mary as the little boy that said three words. and playing pool with those mirrors on our faces. it was so much fun.